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Third Place: (Each of you will be receiving a copy of SEOBook and two Databases of your choice)

http://seocracy-diss-my-blog.blogspot.com/ – Mr Bowling

You, my friend, win a third place prize because you didnt just manage to diss my blog, but you also managed to diss the entire Christian Faith. Not only that, but you also went to incredible lengths to monitor my sites SERPs….(time to go back on your OCD meds).

In the end, you insulted me, Canadians, and Canadian whiskey….not to mention you equated Christian Faith to Mental Retardation…nice dude…the only thing your entry didnt have was an obscene cartoon of the prophet Mohammed.

Oh, plus, you spammed your entry url to a bunch of poor schmucks like http://kitty0.org/ ….seriously? 1502 hits? You’re a madman, and therefore: you win.

http://www.thebwit.com/ – Brent

This entry was so ludicrous and out of left field that I couldn’t believe it. At one point while reading it, I sprayed coffee out of my nose. Nuf’ said. BTW: I hate cats…

Second Place: (You will be receiving a free TR Report from aojon)

http://paparage.blogspot.com - Paprage

Your entry landed the second place position mainly because of your use of the phrases: “Consumate Polyglot” & “Unabashed Lugubriosity”. Oh, and for comparing me to a “fugly” hooker.

Thanks……My mom reads this blog y’know.

She’s not impressed; but I am. So you win 2nd place.

First Place: (The three of you will each receieve a one month subscription to SQUIRT and a one month subscription to Datapresser)

http://www.osmolar.com/blog/ – Ryan

You took this contest WAY to far….which is something I can totally relate to. I’m normally the one to take things too far, but, by defacing my blog with thinly veiled homophobic epithets, you really showed everyone how to go over board on a blog contest. Plus it was creative. Way to go dude.

Indelible Mind – Drew

Drew’s staggeringly erudite post wins a first place prize because he distilled my blog name Seocracy down to the non sequitur: you are SEO’s bitch. Drew went on to claim that he’s not a good spammer, and that he wouldn’t know what to do with Datapresser if he had it, etc etc etc…..  So basically, I gave you first place because I felt sorry for you. Suck it up.

http://billionairemarketingclub.com/blog/rob-the-knob-likes-it-rough/ – Stan

Stan compared my writing to a “fart in the wind” and equated reading my blog to being “fucked without the benefit of a reach-around”. You, my friend, get points for the sheer audacity of these statements, and were it not for the blanket IP ban I’ve placed on you, you’d probably be pleased to know that your audacity won you a first place prize.

Honorable Mention:

http://seocrazy.tumblr.com/ – Ben

Really, you get a mention because you’re probably the first person on earth to use Tumblr for something actually worthwhile…..everyone else uses Tumblr to twitter about what flavor of Frappuchino they’re drinking or some other inane bullshit…but you went against the grain and put it to good use by making it rank for the term: “faecal stained hack job”. Kudos to you, good sir!

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So, at the end of the day, I feel this contest was a real success. For me, this whole thing wasn’t about getting backlinks, or cross promotion, or reviews or anything like that.

All I really wanted to get out of this excerise was an opportunity to engage the readers who stop by here and to share some good laughs with you all. And man, I LAUGHED.

Your guys’ entries were fantastic.

Thanks for taking the time to diss my blog.

Email me at contact {at sign} seocracy {dot} com to claim your prizes.