WARNING: Not only is this post COMPLETELY juvenile, but the pictures are somewhat graphic. You’ve been warned.
So, a few days ago, I’m laying on my friends sofa, smoking a cigarette and drinking a beer. This particular friend of mine is a master tailor (very handy guy to have around when you want to get your pants hemmed). Anyways, he had just recently given himself a nasty needle wound on his thumb, and him being the kind of guy that he his, he was trying to gross me out by shoving the disgusting bloody stump in my face and saying “go on, lick it, go on lick it!!”
Now, I’m not the kind of person to be deterred by a flesh wound, so when he shoved his nasty thumb in my face, I simply grabbed it and gave it a SQUEEZE. Little did I know that what was about to happen next would take two years of my life.
As I grabbed and squeezed, the tip of his thumb erupted in what can only be described as a fine mist of blood spray that spattered himself, the couch, and his Macbook. In all my years, I’ve never seen anything quite like it.
So, without further ado, I present what I believe to be the first pictures ever recorded of MacBook Bloodspray:
oh my god your couch is ruined!
Find the pictures great and the story even better! Hope his thumb is alright, I would imagine that it cleaned off the macbook pretty easily?
Talk about a great post for Halloween time. They should invent something like that you can spray on people's laptops, etc that's easy and safe to clean up.
haha that is awesome.
That’s like bukkake for a vampire mac user.
My first job (child labor) was making drum mallets and I jammed my thumb with a nail and something similar to that happened…ugh!
Serves you right for getting a bloody mac! (Sorry bad pun) - Any chance you could fix the link to the Free Articles DB? I tried do DL it but get a 500 error!? I wanna use it for "posts" in RSS Xploiter as I feel a bit guilty using the Bible to build links!
There's something satisfying about seeing a MacBook covered in blood.
Nice sofa! I hope you didn’t get any blood on any of your marble statues or the vase with the peacock feathers in the corner of the room or your polar bear skin rug or your mazarati keys or your chest hair or your boxed set miami vice betamax collection or in your zima.